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Sent : Thursday, November 5, 2004 8:13 AM11:59 AM To :
Subject : MAKE IT B.I.G.

Message:

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Spam Email:

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Sent: Monday, October 10, 2004 4:17 PM
To:
Subject: i-need-it-hard-and-need-it-now

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My Response:

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Spam Email:

From : UsedAuto
Sent : Monday, October 10, 2004 4:17 PM
To :
Subject : Extended Vehicle Warranties

Message:

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Spam Email:

From : SCOTTSDALE Job Suppliers
Sent : Thursday, September 23, 2004 11:59 AM
To :
Subject : KEITH Your job with eBay … call 1-866-619-6807 ext 1449

Message:

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I’m going to be bringing this IRONPANTS segment back to life since I always had so much writing these letters. If you don’t know how it works, it’s simple. I post spam that I received, and then post my response. Here’s one from the past:

Spam Email:
From : radhika
Reply-To : “radhika”
Sent : Monday, October 10, 2004 4:17 PM
To : intangible98@hotmail.com
Subject : MEET A SEXY GIRL TONIGHT

Message:
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